Wednesday, November 21, 2012

HATERZZ GON’ HATE!! LOL


/Haterz gon’ hate/
/Keep your life straight/
/Make no mistake/
/They gon’ use u like bait/
/Never had a break from all the haterz in the game/
/But I ain’t worried… I’m already great/
 LOL!!!! I just formed these rap lines with my brother :) #FunnyStuff!!
      Haters… haters… and even more haters. You’re surrounded by them. They could be your relatives, neighbors, colleagues, acquaintances, even a close friend. They smile with you and play with you doesn’t mean they don’t exist. They’re always there lurking around waiting for something nasty to happen to you. More like inglorious bastards if you ask me. And their soo good at pretending it might be a lil’ hard to fish them out of the crowd. They’ll mess with things that are important to you and act innocent e.g. you have an extremely important contract to carry out and your friend goes to the board behind your back to talk about a “not-so-impressive-thing” you did a year back and next thing you’re asked to drop out then they’ll come ‘n’ sympathize with you like they had nothing to do with it *sigh*
      It isn’t everyone that smiles with you that is your friend neither are they happy when things are going well for you. “But I’m nice to everyone at work” You argue… That’s beside the point… You can’t please everybody. There will be people who will hate you for your beauty, principles, religion, class, wealth, fashion sense, your “swag” lol and there are those who will hate you for no just cause. If you think people don’t hate you please check again! But most importantly you need to learn to ignore them when they do nasty things to you.
     We live in a world full of hate, evil and greed. And it’s so sad the length people will go to make you unhappy for example, You introduce your friend to “that amazing guy” you just met. You talk about him every day n fill her in with gist of what you n “the amazing guy” did today ‘n’ stuff; then a few weeks later you n d guy start having problems… he ends things with a text saying “I can’t do this anymore I found someone else” And apparently that someone else is your “supposed best friend/ close friend” *sigh* You find out shortly that she had been seeing him all along behind your back… *tears*.
     People won’t always sincerely celebrate with you every time something good happens in your life; sometimes they come around to actually see what they can mess up. You need to be really observant for you to tell a true friend from a fake one. The sad part is sometimes other people see that “this person” isn’t good for you! But you’re too strong headed to listen you make up excuses like “we’ve been friends for too long” or “she’s my cousin now” or “He said he loves me” or “she promised she’ll never cheat”.  Point is this people don’t care about you. And they’ll mess you up slowly in the most painful way. Imagine a friend who poisons your tea and is patting your back or rubbing your tummy as you’re slowly dying in pain X_X.       
       Life could be harsh and miserable and it might feel worse when you don’t have friends but they say the devil you know is better than the one you don’t know. So you might look around you and you feel like you don’t have any friends but at least you know that they’re fake so why bother? 

     Be careful who you call your friend, who you trust, who you introduce to your family and most especially who you tell your secrets!! You might not believe it but the fact is not everyone loves you genuinely. People say haters are people who actually admire you but because they can’t be like you they hate you. Truth is they will always say thrash about you, some might block you on twitter, unfriend you on Facebook, or even tweet thrash to you that they can’t say to your face. Personally I don’t even have the energy to waste on them. Some will flirt with your girlfriend and come and form “Guy how far?” or “chairman!” LOL! If you hate me, don’t pretend! Don’t act cool and backbite or gossip about me (Dey your lane o!).
      My advice is this… Live your life like its golden, Have all the fun you want, be yourself, Dine at the best places, go for the events you wanna go for, Party like a rock star, dress how you want (decently please) and most of all Pay them no attention. But as e dey go…. Haterz gon’ hate!! LOL

#YOLO
Xoxo………….. Tiny :)
COMING SOON: IM A V….. WOULD YOU BE PATIENT?

WHEN WOMEN ACT LIKE GIRLS…


      As always, I give thanks to The Almighty God for blessing me with wisdom to write this article. All glory belongs to Him. This article is based on my opinion, if you think otherwise, its fine! :) We’re all entitled to our opinions. Also I’ll like to sincerely apologize to anyone this article might offend. God Bless
   Girls…. Girls…. Girls…. Women….. Women… Women….. Hnmmm
WHO IS A GIRL?
A girl is a female child (The Oxford English Dictionary 6th Edition states that it can be a way of insulting an elderly lady when she acts immature e.g. “Sorry love, you’re still a girl” or “I don’t date girls”) Perhaps! He’s telling you you’re quite immature.
WHO IS A WOMAN?
An adult female human being.
I’m gonna emphasize on two words here “child” & “adult”. Now according to The Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary 6th Edition; the world child and adult are defined as
CHILD /tʃaɪld /noun
    A young human being who is not yet an adult or mature.
ADULT /ˈædʌlt / noun, adjective
     A “fully grown” person who is legally responsible for their actions.
          WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRL AND A WOMAN? The answer is simple… MATURITY. The level of maturity a lady has attained will determine if she still thinks like a girl or she thinks like a woman. Just the same way we have guys/ men still acting like boys, we also have women who still act like girls. And when it comes to the way we dress I think about 85% of us are guilty. It isn’t common to see women acting like kids/ girls and my reason is cuz at a tender age you see little girls already trying to use lip sticks, paint their nails or mess around with mummy’s make- up so they can look all grown up. It has been said so many times that girls mature faster than boys. This might be true but our way of dressing and looks will forever betray us. It’s also no argument that girls have more variety with clothes than guys do; but the problem is, some girls have no fashion sense or some do, but they have a problem with covering their bodies and dressing decent.
     Because you want to look sexy doesn’t mean you should leave your house naked. There are decent shorts above your knee that you can still rock and look nice in :) it doesn’t have to be directly below your bum (in other words you MUST NOT bend down). In some cases, we can vividly see your bum crack… (That’s just wrong on so many levels). Or is it the fact that some girls deliberately leave the house without their bras *tears* (PLEASE WE’RE NOT INTERESTED……*fill in the blank*……) You’re selling yourself short when you do things like this and you start to complain that the kinda guys that approach you look like junkies, touts, play boys etc. Well lemme burst your bubble its cuz you look like a stripper n that’s what they fancy! Today we have quite a number of ladies in Lagos walking around nearly naked all in the name of “I must look sexy”. And they complain that guys talk to them anyhow. In my opinion, you put yourself on the “cheap-seat”.
     You don’t have to stress your sexiness, it comes naturally to you as a woman :) when you start trying too hard, you send all the wrong signals! PLEASE LADIES, DRESS APPROPRIATELY!! There are decent ways to dress and still have a touch of “sexiness” :) God Bless





P.S I added a few pictures so it won't be to hard for you to imagine :)
                                                                                                                                             Xoxo......…Tiny
COMING SOON: HATERZZ GON’ HATE!! LOL

Friday, November 2, 2012

WHEN MEN ACT LIKE BOYS……


        Once again I give glory to the Almighty God, my one and only provider, all glory belongs to him for the commencement and completion of this post. Enjoy!
        And as I always add, this is based on my opinion, if you think otherwise, its fine! :) We’re all entitled to our opinions.
Boys… boys… boys!!... Men… men… men!
WHO IS A BOY?
A boy is a male child or a young person
WHO IS A MAN?
An adult male human being
         WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOY AND A MAN...? The answer is simple… MATURITY. The level of maturity a guy has attained will determine if he still thinks like a boy or if he thinks like a man. These days you see 30-something year old men dressing and talking like boys. Drawing horrible tattoos on their bodies and forming guy. They jump from one party and club to another and by the time they get back home, they wrap a blunt and get busy on their systems like there’s no tomorrow. Is this life? On the Island, whenever I go out I LMAO at the things I see some guys doing! To be honest majority of the guys I see around me are all fake. They’re all tryna form an accent n be like “nigga, that’s what I’m talking ‘bout, nigga!” 0_o or “why the fuck did this mofo park his fucking car here nigga” 0_o?
       A couple o’ months back I was home with my brothers when some friends walked in (all in their early 30’s).  And my brothers having schooled abroad all their lives, both have an accent… Next thing I know these guys are all trying so hard to talk with an accent… and I’m sitting there thinking “why on earth are these guys doing this?? It’s so fake and moreover aren’t you all friends? 0_o? Why the heck are you now forming??” *shrug*. But I gotta ask though “what is really going on in the world today?” Cuz I’m either clueless or left behind. I mean some even go as far as having funny ass nicknames like “Damola-Ferrari”, “Femi-Lamborghini”, “Lagbaja-wear-it-all” *DIES* Seriously though???  0_o? I often think about the kinda girls these guys would marry (if they do). It’s so weird my friend tweeted something a few weeks back and said “In the next 30years, we’ll have a lot of 50-70 year old men walking around with tattoos”!!! As hysterical as it sounds, it’s a fact!
         My problem with most guys these days, is the fact that they’re always tryna prove something they are not or something they don’t even have. Just be real. How do you want people to respect you when you don’t even respect yourself?? X_x. You’re 30 years & above and you’re still counting bottles of champagne when your mates are counting assets? OK! Please there’s more to life than wearing heavy chains, baggy shorts and popping champagne. I believe there’s time for everything. All these guys need a reality check. You want to have fun? Fine! Just please have fun like men and not boys. All in the name o’ swag you end up acting in the most ridiculous way.
     The irony of it is; most of these guys are looking for a “decent” (emphasis on decent) girl to take home to “mummy”. But in my opinion, I don’t think there’s any “decent” girl that’ll wanna date a guy like that except she’s schizophrenic or jazzed. For example, you walk into the cinema e.g. Palms and you can’t tell the difference between a 17year old boy and a 30-40year old guy why? Cuz they all have chains on, baggy shorts and pitch black dyed hair (pukes) Personally I think the “act” of dying your hair black is razz… yes razz (Sorry If this offends you).
    I’m gonna stop here before I have some guys come and beat me up LOL! Finally I’ll like to say that there’s no harm in forming guy or swag but just have the right swag at the right age! Don’t be a 30-something year old man and have the swag of a 17 year old boy. Upgrade you swag as you get older and you’re good to go!! :)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Xoxo……… Tiny :)
COMING SOON: WHEN WOMEN ACT LIKE GIRLS…..

Thursday, November 1, 2012

MAKE YOUR NOVEMBER A MONTH TO REMEMBER!


                                                                                                                                                             HAPPY NEW MONTH GUYS!!!!! :)
          Finally!! We’re in November *super excited* is what I am cuz Christmas is just one door away :). For me a new month means new testimonies, new opportunities, new beginnings/ a fresh start, new things etc. But all in all, it’s not just entering a new month; it’s about making the best of it :).
    Forget about the past, the hurt and pain you feel, an exam you failed, a job interview you didn’t make, debt you’re in, a fight you got into with your friends, a friend who betrayed you, an embarrassing day you had, a contract that didn’t work out as planned, That Lady/ guy that broke your heart, the money you lost, the depression you’re going through…… the list goes on. You might think “what is this one saying… do you think it’s easy?” No! I don’t think it’s easy. Infact the hardest thing in life is to let go and move on. But trust me, every baby step you take counts.
   Let this month matter because you decided to take this baby steps, because you decided to step out of your comfort zone, because you decided you can’t take “NO” for an answer, because you’re better and smarter than that “important” post you were interviewed for and most importantly, because you deserve it!
      Every second, minute, hour, day, week, month and year counts. It’s what you do with your time that makes up your memoirs. So make a difference! It time for a change and the time starts…… tick……tick……tick…..NOW!! Do something worthwhile, cancel your doubts, face your fears, work hard and live your dream :) Like I said earlier, it’s a new month filled with new opportunities, new beginnings, a fresh start and most importantly amazing testimonies…. Something I’d like to call YOUR MONTH OF OPEN DOORS!! :) GOD BLESS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Xoxo………………… Tiny :)